lfg for h daily called "homework"...

: caro_pattern; May 21st, 16:10

where:: home

how:: happy

what:: ASP - "Krabat Liederreihe 1"

License #1
"From Dryvelearnya with love"

Yeah...so I finally posted this story. I had already finished most of the chapter some months ago but I didn't know how to end it in a good way. Today I had felt like I could it! I could nearly everything!

Yes. Did you read Zims letter carefully? I tried my best to write it the way the authorities write them. I can't stand those letters. I detest them. They're always written some kind of forceful, and often they want to know way too personal things. They *suck*. That's why I couldn't give Zim a different choice. Poor Zim >__<

Okay...I don't know what to add here right now except for... "Happy holiday!" ^___^ Today's also Father's Day...and I've seen the first men this morning. They were wearing ridiculous straw hats and carried beer bottles x___x I can't stand it when so many men use this day as an excuse to get drunk.

Nah...enough of that. I've already begun to type "Your Fault" chap 11, but I'm so slow... @_____@
I'll do my best but I can't promise to update that one fast...I should write something else at first *so busy* XD

But not so busy to keep the music back from you =3 Follow this link to a nice song. My inspiration =D

Tags: Erläuterungen zu, fanfiction, holidays, iz, license

Don't believe this icon XD

: caro_pattern; May 15th, 17:32

where:: home

how:: awake

what:: Nachtgeschrei - "Windstill"

I have been tagged. OMG XD Meme taken from wannabuysome (to be honest, I have been tagged X3)

25 things I want to accomplish.

#1 Walk at least 5000 steps every day (for beginners) - 8000 steps (advanced level) - more than 10000 (for pros)

#2 Make the computer my friend.

#3 Leanr the HTML codes.

#4 Learn the CSS thingy.

#5 Find my place in the world.
-> my "calling", the job that fits me

#6 ~~Lose some weight. I want to fit into a pair of black pants, damnit! And I want to fit into this t-shirt~~. Mehe, I already did that XD I fit in the t-shirt, and even my pants get a little wider ^^ Whoohoo, victory! ^^

In case I'll fail I want to keep at least my current weight ^____^

#7 Beat my laziness.

#8 Improve my English. To know the vocab is a good start but... (I've been better once >__> *darn*)

#9 Complete a Pokédex in at least one of my games. I always *failed* at this since I couldn't trade with myself (but now I can :D)

#10 Try to relearn Russian (or choose another language...there are so many interesting ones [but the computer language is already one] Hm... *ponders*).

#11 Give the person I like a real (offline) *hug* =3

#12 Never let the hope in the good in the world die forever. Maybe I'm just too idealistic and all this is just an illusion-

#13 Find out how screwed up I'm really are (not in the way of an amusing online quiz but...what grandma did). I wonder how much my behaviour is influenced by these 5 years in my early childhood...

#14 Find my knowledge gaps and fill them (with concrete XD no, with knowledge).

#15 Be able to always fight (figuratively, I don't plan to have a fight with someone else and hurt this person) for the things and people that are important to me no matter how bad and doomed the situation seems to be (in other words... don't let the bad thoughts rule my entire life).

#16 See the world. Go and travel to other places. Meet interesting people and learn ^___^

#17 Be a better friend to my friends in the real life...and write letters even if I don't feel like replying them. I'm sorry Sophie, Alexandra. I really am.

#18 Beat my irrational fears.

#19 Learn an effective sewing technique. Heh, I *can* sew but why should I waste precious time when I could be faster? *lol*

#20 Design a "Grammar Police" uniform (and then sew it ^^). I'm not sure whether I should try to make another costume as well...guess I'd make a bad Prof. Membrane, don't you think so? XD

#21 Learn how to read musical scores.

#22 Learn to play an instrument. No *flute*

#23 Learn to cook other things than just *plain* spaghettis XD

#24 Learn to accept and like every part of me. No exceptions.

#25 Learn to make my own icons. (Oh yeah! XD)

( Extra aims. I came up with more than 25 ^______^ )

Tags: dreams, fun, meme

(no subject)

: caro_pattern; May 14th, 22:43

where:: home

how:: crazy

The poem I'm going to "perform".

Now a funny video ^___^

Hehe XD Most people in my course were very amused, one girl seemed to be kind of surprise - her eyes were very wide staring at the projection surface *lol* I have another question: Why do people watch Star Trek etc. if we already have beamers? X3

Tags: fun

Question #2

: caro_pattern; April 9th, 10:51

where:: GaraGe

how:: curious

what:: computer noises

Hi, it's me (again).
Wow, that's a real wonder since this is my journal...

Alright, I'm done with this weird humor now. Hope you're all prepared for a new poll question. ^_^ This one I've been thinking about a lot lately, and I couldn't await the 9th of March so I could post it.

Poll #1362310 Religion
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 3

How important is religion in your daily life?

Very important.
1 (33.3%)

Quite important.
2 (66.7%)

A little bit important.
0 (0.0%)

Not really important.
0 (0.0%)

Absolutely unimportant.
0 (0.0%)

Please be so kind and tell me the reason(s) why as well.
Thanks ^_^

Tags: livejournal, poll, viq

Leipzig Book Fair 2009 #3 (Sunday)

: caro_pattern; March 15th, 16:27

where:: Leipzig Fairground, Hall 2

Just a short note again.

Yesterday had been more interesting.
Many people at the lecture about Marx. Lecture about math in economy a bit boring (can't stand math).

boughtn more buttons
and the poster dealing with pronounciation. Yay ^_^

Schnäppchenjagd! X3

+ yesterday
- lecture about "Naturstoffe": quite interesting. It's clear that nature can't be really beaten.
- lecture about depression & mania: ignorant man! I'm taking my hat off to you brave woman.
- posters!
- buttons XD
+ Friday
Happy Birthday Grandpa!

Tags: book fair, fun, messe, real life

Leipzig Book Fair 2009 #2 (Saturday)

: caro_pattern; March 14th, 17:27

where:: Leipzig Fairground, Hall 2

how:: amused

what:: "Detective Conan" movie music (something Japanese)

Yay!

Just a short post that'll become more detailed soon (and yes, I'm sorry but I can't reply to most of other peoples posts yet).

I had to get to the Eastern cloakroom because the Western one had been crowded *darn*
Most people are wearing costumes "Naruto"-related, but the ones in Akatsuki costumes are the majority. People with more exclusive costumes have been: Pikachu, Pichu, Inu Yasha, Kikyo (hope I wrote the name correctly, I haven't read the manga much lately), the God od death from Deathnote, Chopper, Lysop & Monky D. Ruffy (One Piece), Fin (KKJ), and some more I don't know...

I have found the Scientology people in Hall 3 among all the other religious publishers and got some "information material" to laugh about their stupidity; I'll go back tomorrow to get a better sight at the other religions though. Yeah- because then I'll get to know your religions much better! ^_^

The fair will close today in 30 minutes, see ya!
In the background they show a "Detective Conan - Case closed" movie, I can hear the music X3

Tags: book fair, fun, messe, real life

Leipzig Book Fair 2009 #1

: caro_pattern; March 13th, 15:22

where:: Leipzig Fairground, Hall 2

how:: chipper

what:: I don't know that kind of music... something country-like

Yay ^_^
Guess where I am! (I already said it.)

Okay, right now I'm in Hall 2, the paradise for everyone who's obsessed with manga & anime. :)
It's pretty full here, but tomorrow it'll be even "worse" XD The characters of "Naruto" seem to be very popular... nah, I like to see them all!
I'll go soon to the library though, because today hadn't been planned; actually the whole book fair thingy should be tomorrow & Sunday. In Hall 3 I've had a look at how books are printed (traditionally), and foreign books- I've taken a closer look at an Finnish book (Yay,

shyngi ^_^), and I think it had been one for children- nevertheless I couldn't read anything.

It's really loud here, and I'll look for the Comic Combo staff before I'm leaving for today-
Alright, see ya all again soon! :D

Greetings to

wannabuysome
Since I have more time now I can give a more detailed description of today ;D

( before the bookfair )

( on the bookfair )

( other things )

( after the bookfair )

Tags: book fair, fun, messe, real life

Question #1

: caro_pattern; March 9th, 13:17

where:: the publiv library

how:: curious

Hi there.

I'm currently reading "Mit Gott gegen alle. Amerikas Kampf um die Weltherrschaft" by Peter Pilz, and this book has been raising a question in me.
Please be so kind and answer it, I'm just curious to find out whether it is still the way the author has been describing the situation.

Poll #1346275 Communism
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 2

Do you think that communism is a bad thing?

Yes!
1 (50.0%)

Maybe... I don't know much about it.
0 (0.0%)

No.
1 (50.0%)

Thanks for answering me!

As I'm at it, would you like to know more about that book?
I'd also greatly appreciate if you were telling me about any kind of Germany skeptical books! Please!

Tags: livejournal, poll, viq

#68: "Colour isn't everything"

: caro_pattern; February 28th, 13:21

where:: SanftWUT

how:: crazy

what:: Robbie Williams - "Supreme"

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "doe eyes" (actually 'doe-eyed') from

sukiarin
Disclaimer: Me never owned Zim & will never have him for ma own-
Author's Note: This one is weird, and it shall be in kind of an AU since the smeets are picked out there. The three smeets shall be Skoodge, Tak and... guess who X3 The slogan had been inspirated by this fanfic.

( More explanatory ramblings ya should read, pleaz' X3 )

That has been a bit weird... I know it's not my best, okay? Yeah-

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Aww... dear, I'd like to have that one-!", claws happily clapped against the window presenting the recently hatched smeets pointing at a certain one between a wide red-eyed male and a purple-eyed female.
"Are you sure? You haven't take a look at the other ones yet.", his doubting companion asked cocking his antennae.

"This one has the prettiest eyes of them all!"
"You-?! Fine... you've told me you'd fallen in love with me the first time you saw the colour of my eyes, but- this is a very important decision to take, and you're just looking at it's eyes-?"

"Can't you see it? These yes are so deep... so beautiful- I can't turn my head away from it. It's simply the fact that- look at- that!"
The smeet of his dreams smiled widely crawling towards the ones taking a look at it.
"That's just adorable. That one or nothing at all!", defiantly crossed arms made his desire clear.

"Typically! Only Miyuki could come up with such an idea: 'Raise a smeet and become happy.', that's so... completely... un-manly-!"

"I can do that alone, without your help if you don'rt want to help me!"
Some minutes of silence passed by as finally...
"... fine... Do you even have a name picked up for that one?"

...

Reign of chaos - old snack papers piling up everywhere covering the ground completely, little puddles of sugary and sticky drinks in between this; most of the furniture has been knocked over, in some corners small fires are blazing. The royal couch has been...

"What did he do to our couch?!", one of the parents was freaking out as his partner was smirking victoriously.
"Do you still think he's 'adorable' and 'beautiful'?"
"...", silence remained.
"You should never pick up a smeet just because you liked its eyecolour!"
"Aw- Red?!"
Finally, a long sigh. "... but you're cute to me, 'kay?"

Tags: fanfiction, iz, purple, red, zim

#130: "Dear Tallest Red, Dear Tallest Purple"

: caro_pattern; February 17th, 17:54

where:: driving school

how:: accomplished

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "promotion" from

sukiarin
Disclaimer: If someone is asking me that question again I'm going to... I don't own "Invader Zim"!
Author's note: Okay people, this is... not meant serious, remember that brilliant Tak isn't very fond of her job! It shall be kind of a letter so... yeah. Enjoy! Italic means what's going on for real while the normal writing is the letter. I'm really nice, I've been censoring myself...please insert what you want instead of all those **

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Let me thank you for my new field of experiences, the glorious life of a janitor.
A janitor has the best job in the world.

"Hey, there's still vomit on the floor over there!"
- "I'll take care of that!"

A janitor's work space is everywhere, not only inside which is a nice alteration, and one can always meet a lot of interesting people.

"You tiny little ** ** of a wanna-be invader, get your ** ** over here and change this light bulb!"
- "I'm sorry for that, it'll take just a second to fix it to your convenience!"

A janitor is what I have always been dreaming of to be assigned to.

"Ahahahahahahahaha-! Look, there's this puny blockhead of a toady! C'mon and say something! Do you regret to have stood in the way of my feet?!"
- "...no...no I'm going to give you the treatment you all have been deserving for such a long time now! Cry! Cry and beg for your life scumbag!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"
"Irk, she's burning down everything!!!"

Thank you very much my Tallest.

Yours sincerely,

Tak.

Tags: fanfiction, iz, tak

#116: "Pur(e) Victorian-style"

: caro_pattern; February 16th, 15:44

where:: at home

what:: Foo Fighters - "Lonely As You"

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "Victorian" from sukiarin
Disclaimer: (blame my laziness) I don't own "Invader Zim". Fertsch! lol that's a word in Saxon dialect and means "finished".
Author's note: After watching a show about travesty artists in music and showbiz I finally had the 'right' idea so prepare for... what the English people call "cross dressing" (in German there's not even such a word so we have to use the original English one XD). Uh... and this had been just too tempting since the Tallest are somehow looking like... um... okay, sorry to everyone who might be offended by this! Look at this please, that'd been inspiring me.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Tell me again why I have to drees up that way!", a penetrating voice asked from inside the closed walk-in closet.
Sighing his red-eyed friend repeated his last words again, "Because I've been losing a bet and..."

"And WHY do I have to do THIS?! It's not of my business what you're doing... or not doing!"

"Well, yeah... you got a point in there- But- you're looking much better in these clothes than me and... I'm gonna give you...", he swallowed hard, "... some of my secret spare sweets in return- Isn't that something to... Are you don now?", Tallest Red nearly broke the door open impatiently, "Pur?!"

"I'm looking weird! ...and it's uncomfortable!"

"Come out and show-"

"No!"

"- me. ... Fine, then I'll come in!", Red got violently sight of his co-ruler.
From a great screen a shadow-like creature coughed, "'kay, I dun have infinite time-"

"Here's what ya wanted-", he snickered slightly guiding his friend dressed in a long purple gown to said screen. Slightly giggling the person on the other side stated, "I- I hadn't believed that- that- Oh no, that's- way too much- -!", then burst into laugh before cutting the connection.

"Me either-", Red commented relieved whilst surprised and giggling as well, just Tallest Purple asked slightly pissed off, "It's not what I'm thinking it is, is it?"

"Uh... no."

"Then what is it, huh?!", he still inquired getting more irritated as his partners face lit up in a darker shade of green, "WHAT?!"
"Can you... dress up like this later again? It's...", Red hurried away mumbling, "... emphasizing your beauty."

Tags: fanfiction, iz, purple, red

#87: "Be Zims valentine!"

: caro_pattern; February 14th, 13:11

where:: tram line 4 (city centre! XD)

how:: bouncy

what:: Simple Plan - "When I'm gone"

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "valentine" from

sukiarin
Disclaimer: I dun own IZ.
Author's note: I've been realizing that I'd been forgetting to rate all these little stories etc., but I'm lazy and actually I don't want to write something embarrassing... and this one had been the best idea I'd come up for this day- it's a combination of different fics. The italic lines are what Skoodge told Zim in the past.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"How many?", Zim shrieked standing on top of a strange yet giant robot toddler by ancient pictures of Cupid's outlooking holding a remoter control.

... a child often shown wearing kind of diapers whose blunt golden arrows are making the humans fall in love when they're hit by them straight ín the heart...

"How many?!"
"'How many' WHAT?", Dib repeated irritated having a presentiment of what was going to happen now.

... it's just an old legend, ancient Greeks and Romans had different names for these being, and out of the old tale of Saint Valentine people kept to give each other presents such as chocolate and flowers, and hearts as a symbol of love one can find nearly everywhere...

"How many humans have been killed by this weird creature in the tale? Zim knows of its weapons, these arrows are sharp and people are calling chocolate a calory bomb and other stuff!", Zim retorted impatient.

"But these things aren't-"

...

"Heh, what's this?", Tallest Purple eyed the gigantic metallic thing curious.
"No idea, but there's a note... and a small box.", the red-eyed one replied handing his co-ruler a sweet.

"My dear Tallest,

This shall be Zim's gift to you for the horribly disgusting human holiday called "Valentine's Day". Though the human sweets are not lethal to any Irkens health my other present is. The robot based on a human Gawd shall rescue you in any emergency situation, only activate it when there shall not be any other way to-"

"You mean this robot?", Purple asked hitting the 'on' button on the remote.

Red gulped one last time, "Oh Irk-"

Tags: dib, fanfiction, iz, purple, red, zim

#26: "Wonder-Chili"

: caro_pattern; January 31st, 13:03

where:: tram line 4 (way home, hahaha!! XD)

how:: hyper

what:: Simple Plan - "Welcome to my life"

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "Chili" from

sukiarin
Diclaimer: Not mine! "Invader Zim" is belonging to JV so stop asking me!!!!! (*mad* and... *saaaaaaad* ;_; lol)
Author's note: I simply love the kind of humor in IZ... so I had the real inspiration as I'd been on the way home two days ago ^_^

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Commercial break

Scene: On a lonely street a man is walking around his car that isn't moving a centimetre, his girlfriend is looking slightly annoyed out of the window.

Man: Darn!

Woman: (filing her nails impatiently) What's wrong with ya car? Can't we get home?

Man: (head shaking) I dunno. Something's broken, that's for sure!

Mysterious voice coming out of the blue: Don't worry my fellow citizens of earth, for now has been invented...

-> headline above the scene is popping out <-

... Wonder-Chili!

Man & Woman: (astonished) Oh wow!

Man: How does it work? How do I use it?

Woman: Can we get home now in time for "Mr. & Mrs. Blinky"?

Mysterious voice: Of course! Just fill Wonder-Chili into your fual tank and you'll get everywhere with the quarter of gas you'd need for the same way! Don't worry if you're run out of ingredients for a proper meal, just warm up some Wonder-Chili in your kitchen and... Bon appetit!

-> writing wandering through the bottom of the scene <-

Don't consume too much or regularly!

Man & Woman: (getting into the car) Thank you, mysterious stranger! Thank you, Wonder-Chili! (driving off)

-> picture of Wonder-Chili is popping up i the middle of the screen, below an increasing picture of Professor Membrane <-

Membrane works: For a convenient life!

Fade out: Gaz and Membrane are sitting on the couch in front of the TV in the living room, Dib is laying in front of the sofa.

Dib: (disbelievingly) Dad..? You don't really expect someone to buy THAT?!

Gaz: (not looking up from her video game) Shut up Dib!

Tags: dib, fanfiction, gaz, iz, professor membrane

#5: "Honey bee"

: caro_pattern; January 29th, 15:37

where:: my room

what:: Revolverheld - "Unzertrennlich"

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "Apron" from

sukiarin
Disclaimer: Stop asking me...I don't own "Invader Zim"! Okay, just *Karen* because she's my oc.
Author's note: *Dang!* (not only a wonderful word but also the sound you hear every time my head is hitting the keyboard) I know there's something with *bees* in JV's works and... that honey bee idea had been an old one- in the 10th grade I'd been thinking of something like that as a pajama- Now, anyways! I've been thinking (really hard, in the case you can't imagine this fact on your own) and I came to the conclusion that I should improve my writings, precisely: the content. Because everyone gets bored by bad ficlets etc. I'll try hard to only post the fics I really like and approve here. ...enought for now, let us begin! Btw, I like kind of these dramas- it's helping me somehow, I'll tell you the reason maybe one day (or if you're asking me for it).

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Happy birthday, sweety!", a choclate cake nudged into the young man's back whob turned round to the woman holding the cake, "For you my dear- You didn't want to let at least a small party fall through, did you?" Looking at the kuchen (A/N: OMG I hadn't expected that Americans are using this word lol) he replied lowly,
"Well... yes. I do not see any reason to-"

"Jules, you're 25 years old now by today! That's a special day and I don't want it to end like every other one. Come on and try it!", she insisted shoving the cake into his direction. Jules sighed and took a small crumb out of it, "Fine Karen... I will try it- and... yes- it is tasty-", he said munching now taking a look at his friend, "Where did you get this apron from? The bees on it are-"

"It's- uh... just a small shop - do you like it? I've been choosing this one because of... uh-", Karen blushed covering the letters telling "honey bee" with her hands.
"It is fine. We can- can we have a cake every year then? And- these clothes... will you..?", he said blushing as well.

"Heh heh- you're as red as me now- lucky boy I wanna see your eyes right now-", she giggled taking his goggles which prevented any look into his eyes off.
"Yeah-"

...

"Professor..? Professor?! Are you alright?", an orange haired assistant asked shaking the scientist's shoulder slightly.
"S- Simmons?", he looked up into the face of the man wearing a labcoat like him, "Yes... I am alright-"

"Don't you want to go home for today? It's not like every day that-"

"No." - It is not special in any way, it is only the loss.

"Oh... then: Happy birthday Professor Membrane!"

I cannot stand the fact that you are not here with me anymore... and never will be- That I have made this trade... treaty once had been one of the greatest mistakes I have ever made- I have become much older this one day, and till now I cannot comprehend everything- I can still smell the scent of your wonderful choclate cake wherever I am today-

Tags: fanfiction, iz, karen, professor membrane

#4: Standoff of ideas

: caro_pattern; January 28th, 15:27

where:: my bed

how:: creative

what:: Polarkreis 18 - "River loves the ocean"

I cannot decide which one is better so I'm going to post both ideas :D

Kinda poem
Prompt: "Glasses" from

sukiarin
Disclaimer: I... stilldonotown"InvaderZim"! Okay I'm done-
Author's note: Uh... yeah. This is #4c: "Both sides" ... did I ever mention that I somehow like the Professor?

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Glasses.
My windows
to the outside world.

Do I like what I am seeing?
It does not matter,
... curiosity like a little child...
I need to.

Need to beat my weakness.
Dependence.
Being helplessly lost without-
Unprotected.
From you.

I am hiding myself,
my feelings,
my tears,
my true self.

I am a mystery to you.
You are protected from me-
You need to.

Forgive me, son.
But amber is a beautiful colour...

________________________________________________________________________________________

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: see above... I'm lazy-
Disclaimer: nothing has been changing yet so... NO I don't own "Invader Zim"!
Author's note: I'm not sure whether this is going to repeat somehow with other charas... but I have an idea how to use THIS one further- *insert evil grin* Anyways, this is #4b: "You belong to me / Mine!"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Wheehee!!", a shrill voice broke through the silence of the dawn showing proudly the new toy and its owner- a pair of thick glasses.

"Uh... mornin' Zim- Gir... please be... you're too loud-", the only just waken up boy replied sleepily still clinging to the body of his alien friend. "Umm... Zim? Are you- still sleeping?", he asked carefully.
"Nope. Zim didn't sleep at all since the Irken race is supirior to the earthmonkeys!", the other one laughed briefly, "But Zim can assure you that you're adorable in your sleep Dib-human."

"Y-yeah?", Dib blushed loosening his grip on Zim and turning round willing to get up and leave, "But- anyways, I think I should go now- What- shall Gaz think? And dad? When... I'm not at home and- Where are my glasses?"

"Wheeheehee!!", the same voice of Gir shrieked waving them around in the air. Dib narrowed his eyes to get at least a slightly better sight, "Gir? Give me my glasses!" He was about to jump down from the sleeping place as a claw got hold of his arm. Zim smirked and pulled him back to his side as the boy was turning to him in surprise, "I don't think you're going anywhere for you're now Zim's... whatever you humans call it- and you will stay with him from now on forever, I don't care about what other people might think!"

________________________________________________________________________________________

Kinda poem
Prompt: Laziness... your name is Caro *lol*
Disclaimer: Aw... I don't own IZ. Got it?
Author's note: Idea #4a: "My dependence, my strength" failed- but you can find parts of it in #4c

Tags: dib, fanfiction, gir, iz, professor membrane, zim

#3 b: "I wuv you"

: caro_pattern; January 26th, 18:42

where:: the bathroom

how:: cheerful

what:: Rosenstolz - "Paradies"

Ficlet thingy
Prompt: "Gingerbread" from

sukiarin
Disclaimer: Why am I not owning IZ? Because my name isn't Jhonen Vasquez! lol
Author's note: "I made it! Peanutbutter for the colour and soap tastes yummy!", Gir piped happily while Skoodge was playing nervous with his thumbs. After throwing up Zim chased the two of them through the entire base for the rerst of the day. THE END. The italic lines is the TV cook. And please consider the time Skoodge need to get to Zim and back etc. The recipe. ~~"Wuv" in the meaning of "luv"!~~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Please add to the flour...", the TV cook announced holding his bowl into the camera as the Irken in the kitchen was following the instructions watched by two teal eyes of the ever weird acting but lovely robot.

"- an egg, baking powder and-"

"... half a cup of brown sugar and honey to..."

"SKOODGE!", when the peace had been interrupted by a loud yell out of the living room.

"Coming!", he called back leaving his position while the programme rambled on and on and the up till now unnoticed watcher took over.

"Please, don't forget the cinnamon and..."

"Peanutbutter aaaaaaand-!", Gir giggled in glee.

...30 minutes later...

Smiling Skoodge showed Zim a plate with the outcome in the kitchen, Gir right behind him. "Here Zim! You're hungry, aren't you?", he asked but Zim glared back, "Didn't ZIM tell you to make figures?! And what are these... dots and letterws on it? 'I wuv you'?! And... and- heart-shaped?!"
Skoodge's antennae dropped crestfallen, "Oh... I- I'm sorry. I've just been thinking that- that is just sugar... I'm gonna throw it away then-"
"Wait!", Zim's eyes sparkled from the word sugar and he grabbed the gingerbread greedily, "ZIMs really hungry!"

Gir giggled as Skoodge was still watching Zim eating in anticipation as suddenly...
"Zim..? Are you... alright? Why are there bubbles and... foam at your mouth? D- don't be mad at me, I- I didn't do anything!", he screeched fearful seeing Zim's left eye already twitch slightly.

"I... wuv you, too..."

( My first idea )

Tags: fanfiction, gir, iz, skoodge, zim

#2: "Lasers rule!"

: caro_pattern; January 24th, 12:41

where:: Leipziger Funzel

how:: amused

what:: the music there

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "Gardening" from

sukiarin
Disclaimer: I still don't own "Invader Zim".
Author's note: Poor Purple XD But I love to write English ^_^

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A wide field full of colourful flowers, green trees and a sweet haze in the air, dancing butterflies and the songs of birds, and warmth... the shining sun and white fluffy clouds in a blue ocean sky - the old days on Irk long gone by. And though nothing of this was real Purple liked it to just go back in time, in his 'dreams' - reviving the old memories of their ancestors in his PAK.

Awating the bright and friendly warmth to show up Purple stood still, letting the programme dress him up with an apron, a hat to protect his head and antennaes from the sunbeams and giving him a watering can and a small shovel.

...

A wide field - burnt down flowers and trees, only the smell of ashes in the air and no animals showing up or calling at all, only the merciless sun was agonizing the hurt nature even more. Sniffling, a tear running down his cheek he read the small note burnt into the surface: "Lasers rule!"

Tags: fanfiction, iz, purple, red

#1: "Math test: Failed!"

: caro_pattern; January 23rd, 13:06

where:: my bed

how:: bouncy

what:: Reamonn - "Starting To Live"

Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "Algebra" from

sukiarin
Disclaimer: I don't own "Invader Zim". (Oh... WHY not? ;_; [overreacting])
Author's Note: Oh yeah, that one made me laugh XD And I've been using one of the easiest arithmetical probelm I could find in an old 8th grade math book. Please tell me your opinion, dear reader ^_^

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

'An invader gets 1.000 Farukies for successfully conquering a planet. On Foodcurtia the price list for the best snacks is:
nachos -> 500 Farukies
curly fries -> 750 Farukies
popsicle -> 675 Farukies
soda -> 850 Farukies

a) How many nachos can (s)he buy if (s)he want to spend some of the money for 5 sodas?
b) ...'

"What a pointless question- the correct answer has to be: 'Who cares?'!", the red-eyed Irken leader exclaimed putting the sheet of paper away. "We're Tallest and don't have to think about things that are beneath our dignity!
... Pur? Heeeeeh- you're pretty quiet- just say you've got a real answer with numbers?", Red chuckled for a brief moment then looking over to his co-ruler who was grimacing while chewing on SOMETHING.
"Pur? What- what on Irk are you eating?!", he asked, this time with a slightly disturbed expression. Finally, after swallowing the last bit Tallest Purple replied making a face, "... edible paper... tastes weird."

Tags: fanfiction, iz, purple, red

Next 20

caro_pattern

lfg for h daily called "homework"...