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lfg for h daily called "homework"...


So this is a journal?! X3
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First of all, thanks to Suki for telling me how this is working :) And then... I want to tell you that I have a life aside from writing fanfics. To read about me leave me a comment and add me to your friends list, that all. Don't worry, I don't bite ^_^ I just LOVE cookies. Feed me!

Questions that haunt me (BEWARE: weird!)
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What if..?

- I were a herring? And you were a salmon?

- The Serengeti was in Munich?

Did you ever think of rollmopses? They're underestimated I say you! That's why I call everyone out there to do their own rollmops-reseach! My suggestion is filed research.
Observe it in its natural environment.
See the world like a rollmops. Feel the world like a rollmops. Smell like a rollmops...become a rollmops!

Discover the rollmops in you!


Atomuhr )

Als Stolpen sich seine Stulpen überstülpte stapelten sich stellenweise Stethoskope in der Steppe.


atomic clock )


Wherever you are, grab the next radio/mp3 player and switch it on! Sing the next song loudly! La~la~la~la~~~
..."Notfalls werde ich für immer warten.
Notfalls werde ich für immer warten.
Notfalls werde ich für immmer warten.~" (by Karpatenhund - "Notfalls werde ich für immer warten.")

It feels like my body was still here, but my mind flew off...like...really far away...it's too fast to grasp this crap here! Why am I here? Teh student is right, Friday is the national "Student Holiday". I wanna go home, it's a holiday afterall!
Oh, and the Russian teacher confessed that homework is just the teachers revenge. Revenge? For what? We didn't do anything (I said I want to go home so no bothering the teacher[s].)

English teacher (before writing the test paper): "veryone present?"
Me: "I can leave if you want me to =P"

Question: Something you have in your body.
Answer: Sausage.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
Where is...all the stuff...I was lmao of before? Can't recall more things right now...brb Have I ever been away..?
Nope. Just my mind.

"Es fühlt sich immer noch so an als sei ne Aufgabe zu tun,
als hätt ich einen Auftrag, einen Zweck eine Mission.
Ich hatte zwei Momente und glaubte wahnsinnig zu werden
doch es hörte wieder auf oder ich wurde unterbrochen.
Sie haben mich verurteilt, 20 Jahre Langeweile
für den Versuch alles hinter mir zu lassen." (by Karpatenhund - "Bitte Bitte Bitte")

Okay, only 2 more hours to come through until...WEEKEND! Release me from the restraints of the educational system naaaaaooooooooo!!
Weekend is already over x_____x

Byword for "once" -> "twice"

Maiby
I am the fierceful turkey! People are scared of me because of my awesome ability to stuff the meanies in my bag - 8 people at once!

Do you have to feed a dog bark when it says "bark bark"?

monstrador
Repräsentatiere

Mom says... )

I say... )

I made it myself! Looooooook: my emoticon thingy ^.~

@ the cinema box office: "I wanna have a hot potato!"

...Auge im Dorn. (= side in the thorn) That was a funny verbal error of our Spanish teacher XD

the breeding of socks )

Mom and me had a hilarious idea here. This happens every once in awhile, like "Weißbrödtchen & Schrotbrot" (Snow white bread & Whole meal bread). Honestly I don't want to offend anyone, that's why it's censored =P

Можно вам ещё помочъ? XD
- Nopey, it's waaaaay too late for dat.


guild name ideas )
Mom: Why do you receive an e-mail about a device to reduce electricity costs?
me: Well, I'm Mr Ballmann =P
(=> I keep getting e-mails adressed to Mr Ballmann so the peoples working in that electronic store made a mistake XD Me? A man?? *lol* Tis funneh)
 

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I know. I- recall these things. Please make me forget. Please don't leave me, take these bad thoughts away...
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Schreibhemmung
Insane Son Dibbeh
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When do you typically start shopping for holiday gifts? Do you usually wind up buying stuff at the last minute?


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*lol* No. Once you got a good idea of what could be a good christmas gift one should try to get it as soon as possible...even if it's in July =P I'm already done with shopping. My gifts will be awesome I tell you XD

P.S.: Yes I'm bored (as Hell). Someone has to get me away from the computer or I'll keep posting pointless stuff x.x

Attempt of an explanation
Cherrim & Shinx & Pachirisu
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Didn't feel this good in awhile now.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Let's have some fun!
I did never say that the world changed to the better while I was asleep, I just don't care! This is simply too good to let it pass by without using it. I'm good for anything & nothing right now so grab your chance people XD

No one's going to spoil my mood!
So...whazzup?

...
...
...
Oh...and...I thought about something else.
Wherever you are you can't deny that we're sharing the same sky! I see the stars you've been looking up to, and you're watching the stars I've seen- the mere thought makes me feel warm inside =]






If there were speakers here then I could start the fun. We're doing powerpoint presentations right now, and I put the transparancy passage to "random" and the sound effect to "explosion" XD Man I'm missing this stupid crap right now *groan sigh lol*
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*klatsch*
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Yesterday was a fun day: I got to Dalaran! :D

Today ended in a desaster: I took the wrong exit and fell down, really really reeeaaaally deep down = death.
Fine, talk to the spirit healer ^____^

Got resurrected, everything was fine again.
Then a wolf came and ate me O.o

Okay, no problem. Somehow get back to the graveyard of Dalaran and get resurrected there, that should solve that problem.

Wrong.

Back to the wolf that had been waiting for me O.o;
So the wolf ate me twice.
That place s too dangerous...too dangerous...*shudders*

You scare my cow! *cries*

P.S.: I hope now you know that my letter was serious. HELP ME PLEASE I BEG YOU!!
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lemme tell you something )
This had to be said. Really. I had to scream, cry or yell at the bus driver.That would've been the best thing but it's more likely that it's not the driver's fault.
...it's better I start telling this story from the very beginning.

Usually I'm using the tram and the bus to get to school.
Tram number 4 to Coppiplatz and then bus number 90 to Theresienstraße. The tram needs 4 minutes to get there leaving 4 minutes to cross the streets to get to the bus stop. So, getting to the tram stop till 7:18 a.m., arriving at Coppiplatz at 07:22 a.m. and getting the bus at 07:26 a.m. All's fine this way.
However, there'll be a rail replacement service for a month now; instead of a tram there'll be a bus. Actually it's not that bad as the bus gets one to Coppiplatz in 5 minutes...well...but that's not all yet.

The rail replacement bus leaves at 07:12 a.m., 07:22 a.m., 07:32 a.m. (and so on) and arrives at Coppiplatz at 07:17 a.m., 07:27 a.m., 07:37 a.m. (and so on) = I'd have to fly or teleport myself in order to catch bus number 90! x_____x

Now here comes what made me really angry this morning:
the LVB canceled 2 busses! Standing more than 30 minutes (waiting time for bus number 90 already added) outside in the cold! If I am going to catch a chill because of this it's all the LVB's fault!!
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I'll start rambling pointless stuff again right after I caught up with many important stuff.
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#29: "Drainpipe dwarves theme"
Seriously...who's this chara?
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Kinda poem
Prompt:
"constipation" from [info]sukiarin
Disclaimer: Tis is mine! XD
Author's note: Abflusszwerge (drainpipe dwarves) *lmao*


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Deep down
deep down your drainpipes
is where our realm begins
our reign will be neverending
as we flush
flush
flsuh.

You flush
flush
flush
all your garbage down
in our blooming town
so we begin to drown
as you flush
flush
flush.

Your flush
flush
flush
will find its end so soon
as we sent out our hero
as medicine for you!

Almost poetry
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Without roots )

The missing piece )

Помогйте!
Gir Advanced
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Я капитулироваю перед русскым языком!

Nah, maybe later.....how about....next week? Monday?
Gawd I'm glad it's over for this week; I simply forgot too much O_____o I'll do my домашние задания later =P *incomprehensible murmur*

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I'm back!
And I attend a new school now. - From now on I want to change some things; if I keep my good resolutions for the next time I can be successful!

'k, I'm motivated.
Anyways........I hope I can fall asleep before midnight today. *yawns* Imma a bit tired. And lazy. The plan is to only play warcraft at the weekend, and in the meantime I may get some "work" done I'm procrastinating for awhile now *cough* update fanfictions *cough*

Darn that! Yes mom, I'll be done in.....30 minutes. *blah* Before I'll just rant random things I shall stop here now.
C ya ^^

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Seriously...who's this chara?
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Ficlet-thingy
Prompt: "fractions" from [info]sukiarin

 Disclaimer: Ew. Not again...Idon'town"InvaderZim"andthatwillneverchange!
Author's Note: I wrote the poem at first, then I drew a pic and eventually I wrote a little story to the poem. The pic is on my dA account, and you can decide on your own what kind of outcome this piece of literature has. The italic lines indicate when someone else is speaking while the normal writing is Dib.  ~ Enjoy ~

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"Can I come with you? I heard you still need someone to-"
"No way!"
"Bu-"
"You're always tellin' crap- aliens, bogfoot, ghosts-"
"But-"
"Crazy!"
"But there was really a ninja ghost in the toilet!!"

Unwanted
Expelled

"Did you see that Gaz?! It was so-"
"- incredibly stupid only a four year old retard and someone like you would fall for it!"
"B-"
"NO 'but's!!"

In between worlds, you turn to the light

"You have to have a look at it! I got rea proof of-"
"Real science is teaching us that something like your non-scientifical interests don't exist. And even if there is something like extraterrestrial live, an encounter with one of those beings is very unlikely. This, son, is the only necessary and reliable proof of your actual insanity!"
"...alien life."

Your only hope, that is-

"Take that shot Dibworm!"
"Zim, you're not really aiming a banana at me, are you?"
"NEVER! This is just an ingenious disguise for my latest invention that will turn every human creature into a fruit- of evil DOOM!"
"Keep on dreamin' Zim."

The greates aim
is not to believe
and pushed aside.


"Open up your eyes man, it's no human! Zim's an alien!! He has red eyes and green skin, but no nose or ears!!!"
"I don't see anything strange there."
"Give up Dib meat, your species is too ignorant to see the end of everything standing in front of them!"

Marked for life
you still strive after
what you don't get


"Why do you even fight? There's no one to fight for, they don't even want to be protected!"
"They're my people."
"And that's an excuse for everything? To treat you like waste and not as a living being? If you were so smart you think you are you'd already figured this out!"
"I- I know."

you've never had

"Those people don't deserve your presence, only one does...me. Don't waste your potential for those goons."
"Hope they will know whom they've lost when they figure out that I'm gone. For now...show me space."

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License #2
"Dib²"


As I promised you can read my ramble today. Here. At this place.

So, maybe this chap wasn't that funny at all...I don't know, comedy is hard to write.
You should know that reality isn't funny as well.

I'm glad I re-read my journal before I typed the rest of this chap, I almost forgot a little detail. But it's not that important.
Right now I don't feel like telling you much- what I should mention thought that even if I took some things from my experiences I made some things up as well.

Yep.

I should start typing something else, I like the story I have come up with =3


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Piggies for Science
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Your Fault 13
"One self is not enough"


Heya! =3

Okay. Yeah, I admit that this chap was a bit weird, and I don't blame you if you didn't get what I wanted to say at all.

My intension was...to write about the things that make this life so miserable plus the things I detest on TV.
Ring tones are terrible! I know why I don't have a cell phone!

Before I forget...in the first part about the man hating his job- "Robinson" was born out of a joke.
"At my work place we're all like Robinson (Crusoe) - we're all waiting for (Man) Friday to come". XD

Ah...okay. The next chap will be return to the actual story, don't worry.

Now to my notes ^____________^





 

things that make me angry )

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Father and Son

I wrote it the same day as "Incomplete", and the moment I wrote it I was still numb thinking back of the other ficlet.

Seeing the Professor caring a little bit for his children is always a warm and fuzzy moment.
I don't know whether this is only called "father and son" talks, but I had such talks a lot with my mom, perhaps it helped me a bit  to get into this.

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Incomplete

I don't know why but I was so incredibly sad when I wrote this one. It's true, I cried a little.
There's some kind of weird feeling inside of me- it's not only the sadness but also the question why I am so touched by this at all. It's like I wasn't really here.

When I listened to this song the pictures simply came over me, giving me a wave of grief.
As always when I'm down I didn't have to fix much of it.

Here's a song for the Tallests.


 


 

 

 

Original text )


translation: "I'm catching fire"

"Sometimes things aren't the way
you imagined them to be
but better.
Sometimes it only matters that
I don't think to much but forget
Switch on the lights

I'm catching fire
I'm able to walk on water
I scream out loud
I'm catching fire
and can fly over the sea now.

Hold on to me
'cause the wind will turn now
it's going to be a stormy day
our lives are going to finally start.
If spring is over,
summer is about to start.
Our lives long
Our lives long

The truth is only for idiots
let's lie
just for one day
I'll only let me catch
then only by life
If I was a pilot
we'd never land
Switch on the engines

I'm catching fire
I'm able to walk on water
I scream out loud
I'm catching fire
and can fly over the sea now.

Hold on to me
'cause the wind will turn now
it's going to be a stormy day
our lives are going to finally start.
If spring is over,
summer is about to start.
Our lives long
Our lives long

I'm catching fire
I'm catching fire
(...)"


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Your Fault 12
"Filling the gaps" (it's still rated M people)


Here's an update of this one ^^

Meh, I'm so lazy right now. All I'm going to tell you is that- if your wonder how I came up with the names for taller Irkens: some were inspired by license tags I've seen the other day. - The Kleak mentioned there isn't the one I played in the rp.

If you think you found a mistake about Xaroki, don't hesitate and tell me for I already detected this one XD

What else..?

I used the Invader Zim wiki for research on how soldiers look like. I'm not used to the other IZ web page yet!

The room...or how I shall call it Red wakes up in at the end of the chapter was inpsired by a novel we were forced to read in the 9th grade. Darn that educational system! I didn't want to, in fact I detest it to do something forcefully!

Since I'm nearly done now and I've already put in a lot of links I'm gonna put in something else.
I'll share my first DA pic with you =3


Green by ~Souldiver-Caro on deviantART


#13: "Have a smell!"
Seriously...who's this chara?
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Ficlet-thingy
Prompt:
"perfume" from

[info]sukiarin 
Disclaimer: Go back and read the previous disclaimers. Now you know it. Me dun owns "Invader Zim". Duh.
Author's Note: Yes I like fluff! More than...what I wrote in another fanfic. Try to stop me XD I got the idea when we made this perfume and...that hand cream plus lotion. It smells wonderful =3 


 To the people of FF.net who may read this )


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"Wormbaby!"
"Stinkbeast..!"
"Greasy filthy earthean pig smellie filled with...water and- grease-!"

"Okay Zim, what's wrong with my smell, huh?", Dib retorted enraged. The alien would never stop- "I take a bath or a shower every day! Besides, how can you 'smell' me when you have no nose?! Come on and look at him, the alien scum has no nose!", he encouraged the girl next to him pointing emphatically at the green child.
Being used to all this she simply muttered, "You're crazy..."
"Zim's completely normal! I have an excellent sense of smell, that's why human dirt!", Zim marched proudly home.

Dib watched resolutely  after him, "I'm gonna show you..."

A pint of glycerin, a quart water, two ounces of...and scented oil...um- strawberry.

 

The following day Dib positioned in front of Zim before class, under his eyes were small rings.
"Do I stink today, spaceboy?"
Zim fawned with his hand in front of his face,
"Yeah. Horrible!"

Glycerine, water, ...and...uh- appleblossoms.

"What about today, huh?", Dib asked again; the rings under his eyes had grown bigger the last night and he was tired. Zim thought about this for a moment then finally said,
"Better- though Zim still smells human!"
"Human? I'm supposed to smell like a human, I am a human!", he stomped away grinding his teeth.

Glycerine, water, ...raspberry!

A weak smile on the face and with great rings under the eyes Dib asked the next day in class,
"Now Zim... what now?" The Irken shook his head,
"Bad, very bad- worse than your previous attempt!", Zim laughed, victory already in his mind. Angrily Dib grabbed his collar and pulled him close. Another sleepless night wouldn't be good for his health and state of mind-
"What?! Then tell me what's 'good'!"
"Don't dare it to touch Zim inferior pig creature!", Zim glared back whacking the boy so he got released. The teacher who had watched the play silently up till now meddled into their little argument,
"Zim, Dib- detention! Be silent I don't get paid for putting up with all your childish behaviour!"
Both went quiet for now, only exchanging the usual threats later.

Very very tired Dib went to work.

Glycerine, water, ...orange-something...

Dib's head hit the table quite hard, he didn't say anything as Zim was checking his new creation.
"Much better though not perfect yet-"
He would've freaked out by now but Dib was simply too exhausted for anything. He endured every class and eventually scuffed home. Another night was going to be spent to create the one fragrance the Irken had to fall for. And it was time for a shower to clear the worn mind as well for the smell to be pure on the clean skin.

Feeling all fresh and relieved he re-entered his room to catch something unpleasant at first sight.
"Hi Dib-thing.", Zim sat in the boy's chair without his disgiuse, smirking. He hold a long vial in his claws, maybe a test tube.
Dib made a face at this. To face your enemy only clothed in a big towel is pretty bad indeed.
"Zim...I don't know what you really want here but- go. Leave me, I'm occupied with something else than your...games- unless this IS already one of your mind games, isn't it?", he recapitulated all events of the last days. Zim's grin got wider.
"Zim decided to go you a little help human otherwise you'll never get it-", he walked over to Dib and took a some liquid out of the vial and levigated it on his claws.
Dib backed away. To no avail. Zim pounced on him and put the liquid on Dib's arms and the back.
"What the heck are you- doing to me?!", the human shrieked as Zim was done and sniffed extensive at him, "And what shall this be-?!", he asked confused getting tired again when the Irken hugged him happily.

"Now you smell good...Zim won't let you go anytime soon human...Dib."

Slowly losing his strength again Dib leaned into the embrace mumbling to Zim before closing his eyes completely,

"Oh...great- if you don't mind I'd pass out now- I'm too tired...for...anything-"

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Your Fault #11
"Always eat your fruits and veggies!"
(fiction rated M so click at your own risk, duh!)


Okay, so here it goes.
This was already finished some months ago... at the beginning of February precisely. Blame the mean computer that I couldn't update until now! Why had your stupid graphics card to break, huh? *argh*

Enough of this, I got a new computer last month but it took me up till now to type it. Yes. I was embarrassed of myself. How could I write such things? O_o I know what you all want to know- I get interviewed by a reporter (Q).

 

Interview thingy )


Yes. I don't know what made me write this but maybe my subconsciousness knows more about that. Try to ask it. X3

Nah, anyways...I wanna say sorry for what I made Gir say in the previous chaps >_______< It was all my bad...I didn't know the meaning of those words at that time O_o Gir is still- cute and rather innocent than the words I made him say! Excuse me please!

Random facts:

- I hadn't been that random about the bananas. When I came up with it it had been random, but then I had a new idea; in the end of the chap Zim should use them for some kind of slapstick trick - like: putting the banana peels somewhere so the ones chasing them would trip and so on... eventually I decided against this.

- "Like that human once said, a war of every man against every man, and that there'd be no rules meant that there's no law or injustice- ":
In that part I was referring to a quote by Thomas Hobbes: "To this war of every man against every man, this also in consequent; that nothing can be unjust. The notions of right and wrong, justice and injustice have there no place. Where there is no common power, there is no law, where no law, no injustice. Force, and fraud, are in war the cardinal virtues." I'm embarrassed of mixing up Hobbes, Locke and Rousseau all the time =/

- In case you believe this chap was bad, then... it won't get better. in February I was nearly done with it when my inspiration left me D= so I had to write the last lines on the computer...something I'm not used to anymore. I write on paper at first and then I type it into the computer XD In this context I'd like to announce that I've begun to write the 2nd chap of "License", and I guess I settled down about the order of the last scene so I hope I can post it soon (but wait, I still have to write it!)

Okay, mom was reminding me of shutting down the computer- it's already late here.
Before I leave for today I wanna say somethin'

I miss you soooooooo badly!
I'm sorry if my poem was way too corny >____> so sorry. All I wanted to say was "Happy birthday"-
Since you're probably away & I don't know when you'll be back I'd like to say... Have all possible fun in the universe!
Bye... Buzzy. Come back soon (please)!


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